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SHIROV-FERRET


***** Shirov-Ferret *****

********************* SPECIAL EVENT:  MAN versus MACHINE! *******************

--> Wednesday       GRANDMASTER ALEXEI SHIROV takes on FERRET!  2 games, 30 0
--> Mar 13, 6pm:    Special Commentator:  IM Maurice Ashley!  "news 368".

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: GM Shirov will play from Tarragon Spain. 
\   Ferret will play from Seattle Washington.

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: FIVE minutes till the match begins between
\   GrandMaster Shirov versus Ferret, the "machine"!   Silicon versus Carbon
\   about ready to RUMBLE!

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: Match between Shirov and Ferret will be 2 games
\   of 30 0!  Feel free to "kibitz" because GM Shirov ahs his kibitz turned
\   off.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
  1.  e4                  e5
  2.  Nf3                 Nc6               
  3.  Bb5                 a6                
  4.  Ba4                 Nf6               
MASHley(IM) whispers: as expected, in honor of his new homeland

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
  4.  Ba4                 Nf6               
  5.  O-O                 Be7               
  6.  Re1                 b5                
  7.  Bb3                 d6                
bfritz whispers: marshall?
Blitzen whispers: Ferret keeps activating his pieces...as expected.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
  7.  Bb3                 d6                
  8.  c3                
bfritz whispers: nope

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
  7.  Bb3                 d6                
  8.  c3                  O-O               
  9.  h3                  Na5               
 10.  Bc2                 c5                
MASHley(IM) whispers: will ferret play a Marshall attack. Guess not.
Mouse whispers: ferret doesn't play the marshall

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 10.  Bc2                 c5                
 11.  d4                  Qc7               
 12.  Nbd2              
Mouse whispers: no way.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 11.  d4                  Qc7               
 12.  Nbd2                Nc6               
kerrigan(C) whispers: hi bruce... i'm going to leave if the lag doesn't
\   disappear
Blitzen whispers: Nice!!
YoungFischer whispers: Holy fast!!!
Nobunaga whispers: is this all book?  Bloody fast.
Hyatt whispers: yes...
cgdrafts whispers: d5
BELCH whispers: Heh.
Ferret(C) whispers: hello :)
Blitzen whispers: 13.d5 (!!,??)

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 12.  Nbd2                Nc6               
 13.  d5                  Nd8               
YoungFischer whispers: of course this is book
POTZY kibitzes: Main line Ruy Lopez, all book, all played thousands of times.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 13.  d5                  Nd8               
 14.  a4                  Rb8               
kerrigan(C) whispers: concentrate on the game, ferret! ;)
Ferret(C) whispers: not great for computers, but ferret's book is goofy :)
MASHley(IM) whispers: all standard. I'm surprised by the speed of play.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 14.  a4                  Rb8               
 15.  axb5              
Blitzen whispers: Not me.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 14.  a4                  Rb8               
 15.  axb5                axb5              

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: "ob 0" to see GM Shirov play Ferret!  Comments
\   are in the kibitzes.  "news 368" for info on the match.

MASHley(IM) whispers: This is certainly what a human wants.
sicilian(IM) whispers: good strategy to play closed game against ferret
CDavis whispers: I guess no reason to pause in the opening against a comp?
Nobunaga whispers: still all standard stuff eh?
fritzl whispers: I would think this rotten for computers
MASHley(IM) whispers: anice blocked position
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: You can kibitz if you wish... GM Shirov has his kibitzes
\   turned off.
GILMOUR whispers: This is almost blitz speed.
fritzl kibitzes: yeah, potzy, but what if Ferret is listening?  :)
MASHley(IM) whispers: The opening of the a line seems a bit premature.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 15.  axb5                axb5              
 16.  c4                
gum kibitzes: what did Ferret spend 4 seconds on
Ferret(C) whispers: ferret is listening :)

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 15.  axb5                axb5              
 16.  c4                  b4                
Blitzen kibitzes: That is a great bit of play!!
bfritz whispers: still book
Hyatt whispers: can you spell "pawn rams"???
Nobunaga whispers: is the Ruy Lopez everybody's favorite opening?
SJLIM whispers: don't kibitz..
Ferret(C) whispers: oh oh
Krawly whispers: wake me up when we're outta book.  :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The position is ideal for a human, blocked, no tactics,
Blitzen kibitzes: Interesting...

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 16.  c4                  b4                
 17.  Nf1               

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 16.  c4                  b4                
 17.  Nf1                 Ne8               
Ferret(C) whispers: ferret's book has g4 now
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov loves the open type of game
Nobunaga whispers: how old is Mr Shirov?
fritzl kibitzes: What long-term plans are available to white?

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 17.  Nf1                 Ne8               
 18.  Ne3               
sicilian(IM) whispers: this is an old rubinstein play, ne8 then f6, g6 and
\   nights to f7 and g7
bfritz whispers: black is a teeny bit cramped :)
Ferret(C) whispers: ferret is out of book
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: White can certainly clamp down on the f5 square
Ferret(C) whispers: will probably play nf6 :)
velvet kibitzes: did Ferret really spent only 4 seconds for 18 moves ?
hasse kibitzes: that is not in my book - Ne3!?
Hyatt whispers: *yes*.. ferret's still in book...
Cheesy kibitzes: "moves 0" shows that ferret moves at a very quick pace!
Ferret(C) whispers: not any more.
Hyatt whispers: out now I'll suspect...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Black will have to play about ten regrouping moves before
\   executing the f5 break
apu whispers: 18.Ne3! TN  +-
SJLIM whispers: why are people kibitzing instead of whispering..
Hyatt whispers: because GM has kibitzes *off*
SJLIM whispers: aha..

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 17.  Nf1                 Ne8               
 18.  Ne3                 g6                

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 18.  Ne3                 g6                
 19.  g4                
Nobunaga whispers: we are all nervous that a human might lose so we whisper
Zek whispers: Shirov and ferret both have kib 0, but it is still better to
\   whisper
MASHley(IM) whispers: Ferret is now out of book probably
bfritz whispers: battle for f5
Ferret(C) whispers: ferret is out of book
Nobunaga whispers: is Shirov out of book you think?
Blitzen whispers: What is the difference then between whispering and kibitzing?
\   If GM has his kib off?
Cheesy whispers: is g4 usual here?
MASHley(IM) whispers: without the f5 break black has nothing to do but sit and
\   sweat
LateKnight kibitzes: Kibitzing is ok
fritzl whispers: Ferret didn't play Nf6.  I am impressed.
bfritz whispers: Ng7!?
Nobunaga whispers: just added deference to whisper in the presence of GMs
apu whispers: Unusual for GM to be out of book before move 20.  But he could
\   be.
Krawly whispers: Ferret is, but Shirov played 19 g4 quickly -- he's prep'ed
\   here.
Ferret(C) whispers: probably gonna play it now.
Blitzen kibitzes: Very offensive by Shirov...digging his own grave?

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 18.  Ne3                 g6                
 19.  g4                  Nf6               
cgdrafts whispers: ...h5
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Black has no clue what to do
Hyatt whispers: not h5 yet... white has no rush...
Cheesy kibitzes: what is white planning?
bfritz whispers: Nf6?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Neither do I!
sicilian(IM) whispers: nf6-e8 followed by ne8-f6 shows no plan by the computer
LateKnight kibitzes: hahaha
fritzl kibitzes: heh heh, how about 1-0 and start game two :)  just kidding, I
\   want to see this
JordanG kibitzes: what about b3?
Attila kibitzes: maybe Kh1 now

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 19.  g4                  Nf6               
 20.  Kh1               
bfritz whispers: this is like Kasp-DB game 6
Logjam kibitzes: clasic "Swiss Cheese " formation
Nobunaga whispers: this is considered closed yes?  Are French defense games
\   typically considered open?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Actually, Kg7 and h5 would be reasonable,
sicilian(IM) whispers: whites long range plan is double on the gfile and play
\   nf5
cgdrafts whispers: but u can dream, maurice, ferretcannot
Ferret(C) whispers: ferret won't do that.

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 19.  g4                  Nf6               
 20.  Kh1                 Rb6               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: but Black should be terrified of the tactics near it's
\   own king

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: Type  ob 0  to observe GM Shirov taking on
\   Ferret!   IM Ashley commentating.

JordanG whispers: play the game ferretman!:O
Mouse whispers: black is always terrified of tactics near its king :)
Krawly whispers: tell 'em, JG!  :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Rb6???
Wyvern whispers: Why does the computor keep wispering back?
JordanG whispers: Thanks Krawl:)
JordanG whispers: he thinks he is cool;)
apu whispers: Hmm, ...Rb6 is rather, ah...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: A great move, NOT!!
JordanG kibitzes: hehehehe
Krawly whispers: hmmm, Wyvern, could be a bug in ferret's program.
Nobunaga whispers: it is a state of the art artificial intelligence agent, thus
\   it talks
Crowless whispers: else nXp

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 20.  Kh1                 Rb6               
 21.  Rg1               
Crowless whispers: strike that
bfritz whispers: Ferret should have played the Marshall :)
Nobunaga whispers: notice how simplistic everything it says is :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Actually trading off the rooks is not a bad idea
Hyatt whispers: probably rb6 -ra6...
apu whispers: 21...Ra6 22.Rb1!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: it will lessen the attacking force against the king
Crowless whispers: interesting how we are supporting ferret
Mouse whispers: it may still play bd7 though
Hyatt whispers: I agree... were I black, I'd be thinking that every piece I can
\   trade is one my king won't be eye-to-eye with a little later on...

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 20.  Kh1                 Rb6               
 21.  Rg1                 Bd7               
fritzl kibitzes: I support Ferret out of a tendency to root for the underdog :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: White's plan is obvious. Total Shirov, sac, sac, and
\   mate!
Nobunaga whispers: how many ply is ferret now anyway?
Mouse whispers: maybe 9 or 10
Krawly whispers: I'd never guess this position came from a ruy lopez.
apu whispers: How come this stuff doesn't work when Shabalov tries it?
SJLIM whispers: sac,sac,sac... I don't think so...
Blitzen kibitzes: I agree.
bfritz whispers: black is moving too quickly
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The problem here is not how deep the comp. is thinking,
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Threats won't appear for a few moves still so piece
\   placement is everything

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 21.  Rg1                 Bd7               
 22.  Nf1               
Krawly whispers: aha!  Ne3 to allow g4.
cgdrafts whispers: why not Nf5
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Bd7 was a true howler, by the way..
Nobunaga whispers: is it important for a budding chess player to learn some Ruy
\   variations?

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 21.  Rg1                 Bd7               
 22.  Nf1                 Qb7               
Tim whispers: Not terribly important, nobunaga
BV kibitzes: white is going to sacrifice a knight on f5
apu whispers: Nah, try the Goring Gambit
Tim whispers: apu just gave good advice
Nobunaga whispers: good 'cause I don't know a single thing about Ruy
mlb whispers: Budding chess players should lay off the bud.
bfritz whispers: still trying to get that rook trade in
apu whispers: Local guy got to 2396 with nothing but tricky openings

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 22.  Nf1                 Qb7               
 23.  Bh6               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: nice idea
Nobunaga whispers: :)
franko kibitzes: Is ban playing along with some score?
Krawly whispers: i don't get it -- what's w/ black's queen move?
fritzl whispers: still clueless
SJLIM whispers: black is oscillating...

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 22.  Nf1                 Qb7               
 23.  Bh6                 Re8               
sicilian(IM) whispers: black is spending a lot of time for play on the a-file.
\   but not much there anyway
apu whispers: Black threatens the amazingly subtle 24...Bc8!!
ganzen whispers: I hate these kinds of positions!
Nobunaga whispers: this is starting to look like the final Kasparov Deep Blue
\   game!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Of course, Black is toast!Q
ban(C) kibitzes: ng3 bf8 be3 +0.23
Hyatt whispers: basic problem here is *everything* is beyond any tactical
\   search... so machine is simply waiting for something to happen, threatening
\   a trade here, a trade there, but it doesn't see any threats...  this is a
\   *very* difficult problem...
SJLIM whispers: Bc8 frees f - pawn/

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 23.  Bh6                 Re8               
 24.  Qd2               
Krawly whispers: hmm, Shirov doesn't want to win, he aims to disgrace this
\   "toaster-oven-slash-chess-computer."  d:-)
mlb whispers: I am a fan of oscillation.
TalTale whispers: GM's love this complicated stuff :)
apu whispers: I prefer vacillation
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: I agree that everything is tactical for the machine.
SJLIM whispers: but then... white can't win either without breakthrough... so
\   draw?

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 23.  Bh6                 Re8               
 24.  Qd2                 Ra6               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The problem is, this is not a tactical position at all
apu whispers: Long maneuvering, then Shirov will forfeit on time

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 24.  Qd2                 Ra6               
 25.  Ng3               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: ok it is tactical
SJLIM whispers: yes... Shirov flags ...
sicilian(IM) whispers: rab1 might be be best keeping pieces on for kside
\   breakthrough with nf5
Hyatt whispers: in 2-3 moves it's going to be tactical beyond bearing...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: but in a very standard way that requires very little
\   calculation on Shirov's part
BIGpotz whispers: Will white win? That is the question! :)

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 24.  Qd2                 Ra6               
 25.  Ng3                 Kh8               
bfritz whispers: Bf8!?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Kh8!!
apu whispers: Black is OK due to well-placed  Nd8

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 25.  Ng3                 Kh8               
 26.  Raf1              
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: I believe that Shirov should move his rook
velvet kibitzes: computers like this type of moves...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Hey!! I guessed one.
sicilian(IM) whispers: now nf5 is getting very threatening
Eskychess whispers: schroer wins!

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 25.  Ng3                 Kh8               
 26.  Raf1                Qa7               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The point is that a mating attack requires all the heavy
\   pieces to be most successful

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: Type ob 0 for LIVE  play as GrandMaster
\   Shirov presses the silicon (Ferret) to its limits with IM Maurice Ashley
\   commentating!

sicilian(IM) whispers: nf5!!!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The a line is irrelevant
TopGunI kibitzes: just arrived--looks like Shirov employing tried and true
\   nmethod against machines--closed position
BIGpotz whispers: Is Schroer 2500 in BugHouse?? :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The Nf5 jump is in the air
Krawly whispers: Qa7?  maybe scratchy can explain that one.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: I'm sure Shirov is sitting up in his chair right now..
TopGunI kibitzes: Qa7 is computer move in closed position--no long term
\   planning
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: thinking, " Should I do this fool in now or what?"
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Qa7 isn't even tactical
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: nf5 works
Krawly whispers: ok, at 15 minutes, Shirov blows it open and mates.
CFIPilot whispers: nf5! is the best.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: it's just dumb
oldcoach kibitzes: I think Black will hold and win. That is, unless Shirov is a
\   better play than I am.
apu whispers: Nf5 loses
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: it removes the Q from the mating sector
CFIPilot whispers: what is ferret running on?
TopGunI kibitzes: exactly--there are no tactical motifs from the computer's
\   perspective--it probably has some evaluation chip that says doubling major
\   pieces on open file is good
apu whispers: Empty

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 26.  Raf1                Qa7               
 27.  Nf5               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Ok I won't criticize the machine's move because this is
\   not a position it could possibly play well
Hyatt whispers: hey guys... how about a variation for Nf5?  ie Nf5 Bxf5 gxf5...
CFIPilot whispers: :-)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: YES!!!
Krawly whispers: looks like leaded gas.
LateKnight kibitzes: !!!!!!!!!!!
apu whispers: Hmm, perhaps Nf5 is viable...
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: this is a difficult position for computers to play
\   because of its closed nature

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 26.  Raf1                Qa7               
 27.  Nf5                 gxf5              

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 27.  Nf5                 gxf5              
 28.  gxf5              
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Now the game will explode in somebody's face
Hyatt whispers: how about just ignoring the knight?
apu whispers: All right!!  Take the material and kick a--
cgdrafts whispers: curtins
fritzl kibitzes: less closed now :)
bfritz whispers: not much think time
TopGunI kibitzes: black is dead lost--it is not in question
sicilian(IM) whispers: bf8 loses to qg5
Tsodikov kibitzes: definitely shirov 's winning!
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: Ferret is a great program  :-)
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: thi is mate
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The Q and R on the a line should be taken outside and
\   shot!
fritzl kibitzes: One thing is for sure, we spectators are getting our money's
\   worth!
CFIPilot whispers: you saw the computers problem with Qa7
Krawly whispers: top gun is right -- just a matter of move order now.
bfritz whispers: Nh5!?
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: of course Shirov must calculate very precisely vs. "the
\   monster"
CFIPilot whispers: what is ferret really running on thou?
Hyatt whispers: pentium/133mhz
ban(C)(DM) kibitzes: Junior: Nh5 Qd1 Bf8 +1.2
indigo whispers: Any computer evals for this?
apu whispers: Just wait for the 166 MHz!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Even Deep Blue wouldn't want this one
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: if nh5 doesnt bg7+ win?
Schroer(IM) whispers: can Shirov hear kibitzes?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov can hear nothing
sicilian(IM) whispers: whats best after rg8. then rg8 ng8rg1
Naisortep kibitzes: 28...ng4 29 rxn bg5 rxb is probable computer play from here
\   :).
Ferret(C) whispers: i narrowly missed getting a p6/200.
Xy whispers: mashley: why is that?
fritzl kibitzes: If this is mate, why hasn't the machine seen it yet?
ban(C)(DM) kibitzes: can any of the Gms tell the winning line??
TimothyM whispers: is ferret a commercial program?
VetX whispers: Computers are famous for saving lost positions like this though.
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: it is mate
kerrigan(C) whispers: interesting how none of us "computer guys" are ripping on
\   ferret... writing a program takes blood, sweat, and tears...
Ferret(C) whispers: not yet.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov has turned everything off so he can't hear our
\   great commentary
CFIPilot whispers: but only if shirov flaws his line
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: if rg8 ng8 rg1 bf6 bg7+
apu whispers: Kinda like writing rock songs

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 27.  Nf5                 gxf5              
 28.  gxf5                Nh5               
indigo whispers: Long think for Ferret...must see something...
CFIPilot whispers: or maybe not
Ferret(C) whispers: nope.
fritzl kibitzes: Thanks for the lines Secutitron!
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: now bg7+
Tsodikov kibitzes: the only (!) move!!!
CFIPilot whispers: bg7+ would look good
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Now Bg7 looks hot!
Blitzen kibitzes: Black is planning Knight to f4!! after chopped off the white
\   blacksquared bishop!
apu whispers: I just thought of something:  Bg7+!
sicilian(IM) kibitzes: bg7, ng7 qh6 with f6 or ng5 coming
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: But now the GM must be precise
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: ihave been screaming that for quite soe time now...
Tsodikov kibitzes: theats were Bg7+ Kg8 Bf6+! and Qg5
kerrigan(C) whispers: Bd1 seems fine to stobor...
searcher kibitzes: ferret is hosed
sicilian(IM) kibitzes: what about rg5 here??
BV kibitzes: bd1
Stefansson(GM) kibitzes: after bg7 ng7 qh6 nh5 is som defence
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: This attack "feels" completely right without calculating
\   to mate
Krawly kibitzes: I vote for another Qa8 type move.
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: just take h5 an go back
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: That's what I meant about this not really being a
\   tactical position
BV kibitzes: what about Bd1
oldcoach kibitzes: I like Bb1 with Qc2 coming.
Blitzen kibitzes: Computers can calculate extremely excactly...

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 28.  gxf5                Nh5               
 29.  Bg7+              
CFIPilot whispers: it won't be Bb1
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: yippee
cool kibitzes: yes.....
CFIPilot whispers: it was bg7_
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov just played a standard plan with the Nf5 idea
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Hello!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Spank!
Cthulhu kibitzes: Evals?
Logjam kibitzes: ferret should ask forr a take back

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 28.  gxf5                Nh5               
 29.  Bg7+                Nxg7              
LateKnight kibitzes: 

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 29.  Bg7+                Nxg7              
 30.  Qh6               
apu whispers: I recommend Nxg7
TimothyM whispers: is Qh6 coming?
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: this position is not that variation oriented, true
ganzen whispers: Trouble in Doggie Land
apu whispers: Now ...Nh5 is only try to hold for a few moves

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 29.  Bg7+                Nxg7              
 30.  Qh6                 Rg8               
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: it is more understanding oriented

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 30.  Qh6                 Rg8               
 31.  f6                
apu whispers: Or ...Rg8, of course
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Look at the powerful buildup on the a line
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Papa!
Tsodikov kibitzes: Rg4, Rh4 is a threat

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 30.  Qh6                 Rg8               
 31.  f6                  Bxf6              
LateKnight kibitzes: Does everyone agree this Ferret got "bit" by the venomous
\   Shirov?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Stop it, please!

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 31.  f6                  Bxf6              
 32.  Qxf6              
CFIPilot whispers: yep ferret is behind
cool kibitzes: cool agrees
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: it is incredibly hard to program a computer to
\   "understand" chess  :-)
oldcoach kibitzes: what about ...Ra5 ?
CFIPilot whispers: it is brute force
Hyatt whispers: don't write the machine off yet... all it takes is one minor
\   mistake and...  :)
apu whispers: Time for ...Qb8!!
Tsodikov kibitzes: Ng5 is coming!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The "Closed" Ruy Lopez was a terrible choice!
sicilian(IM) kibitzes: now ng5 and qh6 is huge threat

Move  Shirov              Ferret         
----  --------------      --------------
 31.  f6                  Bxf6              
 32.  Qxf6                Be8               
{Ferret resigns} 1-0

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: Ferret RESIGNS!!!

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: GM Shirov will take a 5 - 10 minute
\   breather after that CRUSHING victory

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  1.  e4                  e5
  2.  Nf3                 Nc6               
  3.  Bb5                 a6                
  4.  Ba4                 Nf6               
Krawly whispers: right back at ya, baby.
fritzl kibitzes: hilarious

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  4.  Ba4                 Nf6               
  5.  O-O                 b5                
  6.  Bb3               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Here we go

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  5.  O-O                 b5                
  6.  Bb3                 Bc5               

Krawly kibitzes: Nxe5!
Ferret(C) whispers: out of book
Hyatt whispers: another Ruy, but hopefully without d4/d5... :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: This is ideal for ferret
sicilian(IM) kibitzes: the archangel defense. very sharp
CFIPilot whispers: nxe5
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The position can open up very easily
bfritz whispers: h3!?
fritzl kibitzes: what is sharpest line?
ban(C)(DM) kibitzes: c3 is standard theory here
Hyatt whispers: Ne5 Ne5 d4 etc...

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  6.  Bb3                 Bc5               
  7.  d3                
fritzl kibitzes: augh!!!

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  6.  Bb3                 Bc5               
  7.  d3                  d6                
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: c3 and d4 is simple, but the Ne5..Whoa????
Ferret(C) whispers: it is not in ferret's book, for some reason. probably going
\   to get either c3 or ne5, ooh, yuk.
Krawly kibitzes: Nxe5 must be the critical test of this move order.
etranger kibitzes: why does Shirov play such sharp lines vs. a computer ??
CFIPilot whispers: ugly.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Ferret is walking into a situation similar to the last
\   game
bfritz whispers: h3
Hyatt whispers: what's ugly about d3?  not wild, but not "ugly"...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: With the position closed it could be toasy

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  7.  d3                  d6                
  8.  c3                
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: toast
CFIPilot whispers: wouldn't nxe5 been stronger?
Krawly kibitzes: Bg4!

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  7.  d3                  d6                
  8.  c3                  O-O               
bfritz whispers: d3 wastes a tempo
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: c3 is back in line with opening up the game but a tempo
\   down
Krawly kibitzes: and, isn't the light squared bishop better placed than in the
\   archangelisk?
Attila kibitzes: another Ruy Lopez! demonstration what to do with white and now
\   what to do with black!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov used to play these types of positions all the time

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  8.  c3                  O-O               
  9.  d4                
bfritz whispers: h3 before d4 (?)
fritzl kibitzes: heh, ferret don't need that tempo!

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  8.  c3                  O-O               
  9.  d4                  Bb6               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Black has many juicy ideas, including the central break
\   ...d5

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  9.  d4                  Bb6               
 10.  d5                

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
  9.  d4                  Bb6               
 10.  d5                  Ne7               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: This is totally fine for Black. Uh-oh... a blocked
\   position
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: Computer closes the position... interesting
VetX whispers: Knew it, the computer closes the position because it thinks it
\   wins a tempo.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Now Black will play for ...f5

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 10.  d5                  Ne7               
 11.  Nbd2              
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: has shirov studied ferret's games?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov will be on auto-pilot for the next few moves
LateKnight kibitzes: No he has not

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 10.  d5                  Ne7               
 11.  Nbd2                Ng6               
LateKnight kibitzes: He did not prepare at all
Krawly kibitzes: a super favorable position for black -- the bishops control
\   everything.
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: this game will also end in mate
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: Ferret can't see the mating attack that will crash through
\   in about 10 or 12 moves... :)
fritzl kibitzes: How are the bets falling, will Ferret have 15 minutes left
\   when checkmated in this one?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: White needs a plan

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 11.  Nbd2                Ng6               
 12.  a4                
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Hey, why not a4?
Krawly kibitzes: a4 is logical in these positions.
VetX whispers: MASH, computers don't plan.
mancini kibitzes: too late, Mashley

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 11.  Nbd2                Ng6               
 12.  a4                  Bg4               
Krawly kibitzes: thematic in the archangelisk.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: ...f5 is still it
kerrigan(C) whispers: computers are excellent planners
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Either that or post the queen near White's king
sicilian(IM) kibitzes: why provoke h3 here
Zvon kibitzes: Yes of course, when position closed try to take the a file
\   (Didn't work last time)

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 12.  a4                  Bg4               
 13.  a5                
Krawly kibitzes: not exactly the idea, Zvon.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Duh!!
bfritz whispers: a5??

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 12.  a4                  Bg4               
 13.  a5                  Ba7               
apu whispers: a5!!  -+
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov must be busting a gut after a5
Krawly kibitzes: but, a5 does require a double question mark.
Wyvern whispers: why?
fritzl kibitzes: And you said the computer didnt have a plan.
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: shirov is either provoking h3 to add force to nf4 or
\   he plans bh5 and provoking g4 ?
VetX whispers: It thinks it is gaining tempi.
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: Computer closes the queenside... now White has no
\   counterplay against a Black mating attack
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Now White has no play to speak of
Krawly kibitzes: counterplay would have come by disrupting the queen-side.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: It will be pain
apu whispers: Time for Qc2, Qb1, Ra2 etc.
kerrigan(C) whispers: 99% of computers don't eval tempi

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 13.  a5                  Ba7               
 14.  Bc2               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Pain

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from Darooha: grandmaster SHIROV (ranked #9 in the world)
\   is playing ferret!  Obs 46 to see it.

Securitron(GM) kibitzes: white is gone if he cannot neutralize the Ba7
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Pain
fritzl kibitzes: Wait, Ferret can fishin executing his plan with b4!!
LateKnight kibitzes: hahaha
Darooha kibitzes: set kib 2 to see titled kibitzes only.
Hyatt whispers: how about Re1, Nf1 and Be3?
CFIPilot whispers: no way
timberwolf kibitzes: hey guys :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Now ...f5 would border on rape
apu kibitzes: I've said that many times
Krawly kibitzes: maybe ferret should offer draw before it's too late.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 13.  a5                  Ba7               
 14.  Bc2                 Nh4               
CFIPilot whispers: like shirob would take it
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: A draw offer should not be accepted!!!
CFIPilot whispers: shirov
fritzl kibitzes: can't believe shirov didn't even prepare
Cthulhu whispers: CFIPilot, I think we knew what you meant.  :)
Krawly kibitzes: a little foreplay before the f5 psuedo rape.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Strange?!
fritzl kibitzes: is he just good or something?  :)
Wyvern whispers: why would shirov even consider draw?

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 14.  Bc2                 Nh4               
 15.  h3                
ban(C)(DM) kibitzes: h3 bh5 re1 =
apu whispers: I, for one, appreciated the clarification
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Why exchange?
CFIPilot whispers: hey the guy is great, i might as well spell the name right
TalTale whispers: he prepared for everyone else in the world first...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Actually, it's easy to understand Shirov's desire to
\   simplify
Cthulhu whispers: C'mon, great players like Krapov and Casperpov don't care if
\   you get the name exactly right.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 14.  Bc2                 Nh4               
 15.  h3                  Bh5               
Krawly kibitzes: ummm, doesn't a draw win the match?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: It's very tough to play for a win with Black when you are
\   up a point
apu whispers: Good point, Cutface
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Very professional
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: but also very dangerous

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 15.  h3                  Bh5               
 16.  Bd3               
apu whispers: !!  The only move
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Bd3 is a truly human move!
Krawly kibitzes: should be a symbol for "without counterplay!"
fritzl kibitzes: preparing b4?
etranger whispers: white's KB is squirming like a toad
Schroer(IM) kibitzes: either human or Ferret 
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov has been a little superficial with his Nh4 scurry
fritzl kibitzes: overconfident, MASH?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: it's easy to see White crawling back in after the B goes
\   to e2
fritzl kibitzes: you think he went too fast?
VetX whispers: maybe he is trying to provoke g4?
etranger whispers: i think Shirov was prepared to sac if 16. g4
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: In fact, White is fast closing in on equality
YoungFischer whispers: What happened in the first game???
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: And remember the a6 pawn
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: shirov may be planning a c6 scam

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 15.  h3                  Bh5               
 16.  Bd3                 Ng6               
CFIPilot whispers: GM crush fischer
Wyvern whispers: shirov won easily ;)
Krawly kibitzes: shirov crushed Ferret in a closed position of a ruy lopez, YF.
bfritz whispers: preparing Nf4
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: Inviting the piece "win" g4
etranger whispers: this is getting weird
kerrigan(C) whispers: what about fischer?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Admittimg the Nh4 plan was silly
Krawly kibitzes: huh?
VetX whispers: Begging for g4!
apu kibitzes: Eh?
Krawly kibitzes: he really is begging for g4 now.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Now the g4 question will override all else in Ferret
ban(C)(DM) kibitzes: nb3 =
CFIPilot whispers: i was talking to youngfischer.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 16.  Bd3                 Ng6               
 17.  Re1               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: What!!!

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 16.  Bd3                 Ng6               
 17.  Re1                 Nf4               
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: computer will always play g4 if it doesn't see a way for
\   black to win back the material...
shadami kibitzes: Isn't whites plan here to play Be2,Re1,Nf1, and Be3 ?
apu whispers: Jeez, you guys just can't appreciate the depth of white's plan
VetX whispers: must have been something gruesome after g4.
CFIPilot whispers: apu you really have faith in the silicon
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Is there a human making ferret's moves?
kerrigan(C) whispers: excuse me, but isn't g4 a bit satanic?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: I would have bet the house on g4

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 17.  Re1                 Nf4               
 18.  Bf1               
Cthulhu whispers: g4 led to a Buchanan presidential victory.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 17.  Re1                 Nf4               
 18.  Bf1                 Qd7               
kerrigan(C) whispers: even ananse wouldn't play g4
RossA kibitzes: on g4 wasn't nf4 and bg6 a way out?
Krawly kibitzes: oh my, Mcauly Caulkin has seized ferret's joystick controller!
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: How does black continue the attack?  ...g5!? and ...g4?
apu whispers: Hmm, not so easy to play the planned g3 now

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 18.  Bf1                 Qd7               
 19.  Nb3               
etranger whispers: hasnt black wasted two tempi on Nh4-g6-f4, or what

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 18.  Bf1                 Qd7               
 19.  Nb3                 g5                
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Not that g4 was a great move, but it should have been
\   like liquor to an alcoholic!
Attila kibitzes: but g4 was not winning something (Nf4 attacking the Bd3)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Whoa!!?
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: Good point, Attila.. g4 didn't win anything!
apu whispers: Time to pack it in
Wyvern whispers: what?
searcher kibitzes: shirov pulling out all the stops
Cthulhu whispers: g3 now.  :)
Krawly kibitzes: sheer insanity comes pouring down the g-file.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 19.  Nb3                 g5                
 20.  Bxf4              

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 19.  Nb3                 g5                
 20.  Bxf4                gxf4              
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov the king killer is back with a vengeance
sicilian(IM) kibitzes: what the hell is whites night on b3 for
Babaganush kibitzes: it's good to see a human crush a computer at its own game
apu whispers: Hmm, white seems poorly placed to counter black's initiative
YoungFischer whispers: I just have one simple question, how is shirov so
\   good?!?!?!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Nb3 is a move my grandmother would make...on one of her
\   bad days

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 20.  Bxf4                gxf4              
 21.  Qd3               
Junk kibitzes: does white have any sort of counterplay possibilities?
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: oh dear. now the Ba7 rules
Frank whispers: death on the g file again
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The a7 B is a laser
bfritz whispers: Kh8
CFIPilot whispers: black controls
Krawly kibitzes: Nb3 is a feint to a feint, attempting to lull Shirov into
\   thinking that the machine is an utter moron.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 20.  Bxf4                gxf4              
 21.  Qd3                 Kh8               

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 21.  Qd3                 Kh8               
 22.  Re2               

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 21.  Qd3                 Kh8               
 22.  Re2                 Rg8               
apu whispers: black's plan is subtle but dangerous
Frank whispers: why couldnt gulko do this :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The g line has been bought by the company of Rook and
\   Rook

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 22.  Re2                 Rg8               
 23.  Kh2               
kerrigan(C) whispers: fritz is a positional idiot and still wins a few games...
fritzl kibitzes: hey!
Cthulhu whispers: Lots of games are won by idiots.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 22.  Re2                 Rg8               
 23.  Kh2                 Rg6               

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: "ob 46" for Grandmaster Shirov (#9 in world)
\   versus Ferret!

apu whispers: Whew, glad to hear it
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: And the White king feels as secure as food at a fat farm
fritzl kibitzes: I know my positional judgement is that hot, but...
kerrigan(C) whispers: fritzl: the fritz with a version number :)

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 23.  Kh2                 Rg6               
 24.  Nbd2              

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 23.  Kh2                 Rg6               
 24.  Nbd2                Rag8              
Krawly kibitzes: solving a self-induced knight problem is Nd2.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 24.  Nbd2                Rag8              
 25.  b3                
Tsodikov kibitzes: easy game for Shirov
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: rh6 on the way
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: White's pieces are having a towmn meeting about who
\   should get shot first
Tmeister whispers: what if nh4?
etranger whispers: the black QB is like a 10 penny nail shoved up yer nose 
Krawly kibitzes: Nh4 loses to Bxe2
kerrigan(C) whispers: i guess it just isn't good enough to say 'ferret's having
\   a hard time' huh...
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov could go watch some TV and still win this one
apu whispers: ferret's just having a hard time
Tmeister whispers: nh4 Bxe2 Nxg6+ fg Qxe2
apu whispers: d'oh!

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 24.  Nbd2                Rag8              
 25.  b3                  Ng4+              
Lews kibitzes: pretty
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Hello!
apu whispers: !!   woo-hoo
YoungFischer whispers: COOL!!
Cthulhu whispers: Take the knight!
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: excellent - shirov plays like shirov
VetX whispers: I am confident I could lose this position against ferret.
LateKnight kibitzes: Good byeeeee
Wyvern whispers: i like it :)

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 25.  b3                  Ng4+              
 26.  hxg4              
Krawly kibitzes: he'll get a pawn on g4 any way he can!
etranger whispers: ive watched a lot of chess ... and white's pieces are as bad
\   as Ive ever seen ! :)

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 25.  b3                  Ng4+              
 26.  hxg4                Bxg4              
fritzl kibitzes: Oh, sure, just because every piece except the knight was
\   participating, he had to sac it first

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: The end is near!  "ob 46" for Shirov's piece
\   sac!

MASHley(IM) kibitzes: I hurt myself looking at that move!
Krawly kibitzes: murder shifts to the h-file.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 26.  hxg4                Bxg4              
 27.  Kh1               
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: 2 knight sacs back to back
apu whispers: put scratchy in for ferret
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: positional piece sacrifice - guaranteed horizon effect
Frank whispers: yeah! scratchy and shirov!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Kh1!! looks best under the circumstances
fritzl whispers: wait, I thought scratchy was shirov.
Frank whispers: bh3 ?
GBPacker kibitzes: gad....Ferret was awful in game #1 (having just played
\   through it)
kerrigan(C) whispers: scratchy is the big iron

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 26.  hxg4                Bxg4              
 27.  Kh1                 Rh6+              
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Bh3 was Ne1
fritzl whispers: oh
POTZY(DM) kibitzes: Computers are perfect defenders against short-term tactics
\   (10-ply or so)...But can't defend longer-range attacks.
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Nh2 looks box
kerrigan(C) whispers: good thing you could have done better gbpacker
ban(C)(DM) kibitzes: nh2 rg5!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The only problem here for Black is her generalship needs
\   to enetr the fray
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: box is informant-speak for only move
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: this is over if kg1 bf3 and qf3 is out due to rg3
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: By the way, try playing against the number 9 player in
\   the world and see how you would look

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: "ob 46" for GM Shirov on the rampage against
\   Ferret!


Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 27.  Kh1                 Rh6+              
 28.  Nh2               
kerrigan(C) whispers: stobor: Nh2 Rg5 = -0.77 (9 ply)
GBPacker kibitzes: sheesh.....I didn't say _I_ could do better, I observe that
\   ferret is being Kasparoved...
fritzl whispers: cool line, heh
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: As I said box
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: and now rg5 looks like the end

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 27.  Kh1                 Rh6+              
 28.  Nh2                 Rg5               
Frank whispers: munchabunchafritos
etranger whispers: Shirov must be pleased with these 2 games
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Well, It's time to walk the dog.
apu whispers: "Some of them want to abuse you......some of them want to be
\   abuuuuuused..."
Babaganush kibitzes: shirov deep blue would be very interesting
LateKnight kibitzes: LOL!!!!
Lews kibitzes: thank you please come again :)
Eskychess kibitzes: i wouldnt look any worse than Ferret!
LateKnight kibitzes: Ching Ching
LateKnight kibitzes: Thankyou for shopping at Shirovs market
Lews kibitzes: please drive through
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: No problem!
Cthulhu whispers: f3 playable?
apu whispers: Hang on, getting ready to make fun of ferret some more...
Securitron(GM) kibitzes: great stuff - shirov plays like a man against a
\   machine, unlike some other famous types
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov is originally from Latvia...Tal country!!
YoungFischer whispers: I hear Ferret is having a sale... FREE RATING POINTS

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 28.  Nh2                 Rg5               
 29.  Nf3               
VetX kibitzes: I would like to see how an 8 game match of 5 0 would turn out.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 28.  Nh2                 Rg5               
 29.  Nf3                 Rgh5              
fritzl kibitzes: that was cold, securitron.
Lews kibitzes: he likes a sharp game like Tal
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Bf3 also won

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 29.  Nf3                 Rgh5              
 30.  g3                
LateKnight kibitzes: KaBOOM
apu whispers: He's right -- play like a MAN, dammit!!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: say goodnight Gracie!
etranger whispers: g3 - down a coupla pawnies ...
fritzl kibitzes: and too true :)
kerrigan(C) whispers: yeah everybody, lets all beat ferret after this game, eh?
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Leave ferret alone people!
Lews kibitzes: bh3
apu whispers: I'm compiling a list of ferret jokes

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 29.  Nf3                 Rgh5              
 30.  g3                  Bxf3+             

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 30.  g3                  Bxf3+             
 31.  Qxf3              

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 30.  g3                  Bxf3+             
 31.  Qxf3                Rxh2+             

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 31.  Qxf3                Rxh2+             
 32.  Kg1               

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 31.  Qxf3                Rxh2+             
 32.  Kg1                 fxg3              
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: The poor thing has just got a hot iron put in it's wawa
Cthulhu whispers: Gulko wasn't laughing so hard.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 32.  Kg1                 fxg3              
 33.  Bg2               
Krawly kibitzes: how many ferrets does it take to make toast -- only one!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Boom!
hmb kibitzes: Yeah...some of you are getting carried away...or else we better
\   tell FIDE to get ready to ad a lot of you to their top ten :-)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Stop the madness

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 32.  Kg1                 fxg3              
 33.  Bg2                 Rxg2+             
kerrigan(C) whispers: how many times can pinky kick your ass... 20 or 30...
etranger whispers: a sac !!
Frank whispers: damn
YoungFischer whispers: winning easily now
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Shirov is so mean it's ridiculous!

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 33.  Bg2                 Rxg2+             
 34.  Qxg2              
fritzl kibitzes: Hey, I just noticed Shirov hasn't lost a pawn yet.  Hmmmm.

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 33.  Bg2                 Rxg2+             
 34.  Qxg2                gxf2+             
apu whispers: ...Rg6 coming
GBPacker whispers: perhaps MAShley should 'set kib 1 '   :)
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: Ouch!!!
Lews kibitzes: oh the pain

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 34.  Qxg2                gxf2+             
 35.  Rxf2              
GBPacker whispers: er  kib 2

Move  Ferret              Shirov         
----  --------------      --------------
 34.  Qxg2                gxf2+             
 35.  Rxf2                Rg6               
apu whispers: black is slightly better
YoungFischer whispers: giving the xchange too!
MASHley(IM) kibitzes: No more please!
LateKnight kibitzes: owie
Frank whispers: i am getting nauseous
{ Ferret resigns} 0-1

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: Ferret Resigns!

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: GRANDMASTER SHIROV wins the match 2-0 against
\   Ferret!

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: Thanks to Grandmaster Shirov and Ferret!!

   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from LateKnight: Thanks to IM Maurice Ashley for fine
\   commentary! and all others who commented too!


   **ANNOUNCEMENT** from POTZY: Pictures from the Shirov Ferret match are at
\   http://www.seric.es/shirov