Pseudo-Cowgirl

A tribute to Pseudo-Cowgirl (otherwise known as JSR) by his beloved wife cowgirl, written on the 04th March 2002 at exactly 19:16 and 34 seconds UK time.

Pseudo-Cowgirl,The Great,long-time ICC member and my beloved husband, joined the ICC in October 1998, but now almost 4 years later the time has come for them to say goodbye to the ICC for good and in passing thanking everybody whom over the years made their ICC experience so pleasurable that they considered a

night on the ICC to be almost as good as sex.My Husband thought of the ICC as a kind of sanctuary where he could escape the pressures and demands of life and meet different people from many places throughout this indifferent world that we all live in.The ICC was like no other place - you could meet people from

far and wide,ranging from Uzbekistan (Capital city Tashkent like you really care) and of course the good old (or should that be not so good old - i'll let you make your own minds up there) USA.While it is true that the USA is the most developed and sophisticated country on this planet,there is only one truly

GREAT country and that of course is the UK (although the current Labour Government under the biggest cock in the history of UK politics is a disgrace to his people).All I say to all you Brits out there is make sure you get your lazy arses out and vote CONSERVATIVE at the next general election.I certainately will

be and don't give out any pathetic excuses like "It was raining so I didn't vote" "It was a for gone conclusion".If you are one of these people then you should be ashamed of yourselves ya fannies.Anyways I hope you keep in mind my advice now lets get back to my dedication.

Apart from being a superb chessplayer my husband is top class in bed! Theres no better feeling in the world than having a 10"+ monster thrust inside you! (not that i should really be saying stuff like that coz the guys trying to run this server(admins or so they call themselves) will no doubt remove them)

There are so many different people on the ICC ranging from pricks to dicks to idiots to just plain downright plonkers, but at the same there are a few nice guys(and gals) out there who are capable of engaging in sophisticated intellectual conversation without being ignorant and insulting you every second.

Some final statements of fact just for your amusement : 1.Alfilrey size does matter 2.Tiree1 (a.k.a BJP) is Englands best junior chess player 3.Mcarbiter is a titan 4.Sex is the only point to life(so if u aint getting any then u r failing in life!) and finally 5.I am your god and greatest fantasy, GOODNIGHT

Just a small reminder to all those I feel have offended me in some way in my life. Watch out Alfilrey, Lordof-Deskys, tiree, benjoe and MrFab. Your days are numbered.