Yeah keep fingering me. It feels good.
Don't cry about rematches like a little sissy girl.
DO repeatedly ask for takebacks; I laugh as your clock runs.
Move faster instead of whining. Remember: GOOD = ACCURATE * FAST.
It's funny to break your spirit so you immediately disconnect. Buh-bye!
If you think I owe a rematch because you lost or were black, see note #2.
Time is as important as a piece. Piss it away and you lose. See note #4.
When you challenge me to a rematch, I don't respond. I just grin and stare.
I don't read messages sent to me for months at a time. So by the time I read them, I usually have a handful of people who thought they were being insulting or clever or whatever...except I have no idea who they are or what they're talking about. So I laugh my ass off at their aggravation.
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Type | Blitz | Rating | 1511 | Best | 1754 (15/Apr/2012) |
Type | Standard | Rating | 1622 | Best | 1658 (02/Feb/2011) |
Type | Bullet | Rating | 1695 | Best | 1713 (22/Mar/2010) |
Type | 5-minute | Rating | 1585 | Best | 1644 (22/Jun/2016) |
Type | 1-minute | Rating | 1707 | Best | 1711 (31/Mar/2020) |
Type | 15-minute | Rating | 1679 | Best | 1679 (12/Jan/2024) |
Type | 3-minute | Rating | 1608 | Best | 1770 (09/May/2023) |