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AUTO-TRADE: Pieces, pawns, makes no difference. Trade them all down without hesitation. If the opponent doesn't recapture you gain a piece or pawn.
A capture alters the board. Opponent might think you're playing a winning combination with initiative. Swapping off may not gain time, but it sure doesn't lose time.
1-minute chess ruins your game permanently.
CHESS 1-2-3: Play two moves, pause as if you're thinking, and then make a capture. Repeat.
The Patzer's Lament: I may be losing, but I'm doing it my way.
Internet Chesss. Hey! I spelled something wrong. Haha. Hey, look, a squirrel. Wait, what am I doing here again? Omigawd my elbow itches. Wonder what's on tv? I like Jennifer Lopez. I hate kumquats. I really love ICC ... where was I again?
Type | Rating | Best | |||
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Type | Blitz | Rating | 1695 | Best | 2058 (08/Sep/2012) |
Type | Bullet | Rating | 1538 | Best | 1751 (17/Sep/2012) |
Type | 5-minute | Rating | 1909 | Best | 2127 (01/Mar/2013) |
Type | 1-minute | Rating | 1320 | Best | 1392 (05/Apr/2013) |
Type | 15-minute | Rating | 2022 | Best | |
Type | 3-minute | Rating | 1665 | Best | 1935 (19/Jul/2012) |