Personal Notes

I add 9 to 3 and get 12, but when I add 9 to 9 I get 6. What am I? -->MESSAGE ME your answer.

What was the gay squirrel's favorite alcoholic drink? Nut liquor.

What do you call a monkey in a barrage of grenades? Rhesus pieces.

What was the gay rooster's favorite porno? Cock on dude'll do.

What did the irrational number say to the kite? I bet my string is longer than yours.

Why did the tree get held back in school? Because he was a slow burner.

Why was the philosopher so malleable? Because he was Plato.

What does a gay cat eat? Fishdicks.

For a bird in flight, head on, in sight; its motion is revealed, by something concealed. -->MESSAGE ME your answer.

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