Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!
Q: Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up!
Q: What's the longest song in the world? A: Infinity bottles of beer on the wall
Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill? A: It ran out of juice!
Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Between you and me, something smells.
Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems.
Q: What do you give a lemon in distress? A: Lemonade.
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch? A: Because he wanted to be on time.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"
(Joke for July) Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels
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Type | Blitz | Rating | 2905 | Best | 3101 (25/Jul/2014) |
Type | Standard | Rating | 2232 | Best | 2270 (21/Aug/2010) |
Type | Bullet | Rating | 2438 | Best | 2647 (12/Feb/2016) |
Type | Bughouse | Rating | 1485 | Best | 1488 (31/Jan/2008) |
Type | Loser's | Rating | 1655 | Best | 1851 (07/Dec/2014) |
Type | Crazyhouse | Rating | 2123 | Best | 2250 (01/Mar/2018) |
Type | 5-minute | Rating | 2598 | Best | 2638 (27/Apr/2017) |
Type | 1-minute | Rating | 2534 | Best | 2687 (03/Jun/2016) |
Type | 15-minute | Rating | 2255 | Best | 2289 (08/Jun/2012) |
Type | 3-minute | Rating | 2592 | Best | 2601 (15/Sep/2016) |
Type | Chess960 | Rating | 2005 | Best |