Side kick to your tummy....
Karate chop to your neck...
I crack your knee caps... http://www.chucknorris.com/
My chest is hairier than Bruce Lee's... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHZEu7Y7DU FACT: Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris Stories...
I fought a maniac in Silent Rage... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJgSwH3gxeY ...Own my custom, signed, 24K Gold Chuck Norris Revolver for your own personal protection... http://www.americaremembers.com/products/CNTRE/CNTRE.asp
These are my Chun-Kuk-Do principles: 1) I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways...2) I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements...3) I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family...
4) I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile...5) If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing...6) I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own...7) I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness...
8) I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times...9) I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends...10) I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself...
In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspected stranger, Had better know the truth of wrong from right, 'cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do he's gonna see, When you're in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where the rangers are gonna be... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZCtvYY0as&feature=re
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