Jag e Bulten i Bo, jag e gla og go, jag e gla og go, for jag e Bulten i Bo!
Jon Ludvig kunne gatt rett inn i Flaklypa Grand Prix!
Jeg harrrrrrrrrr fjorrrrrrrrten somrrrrrrrrerrrrr, og syv vintrrrrrrrerrrrrerrrrrrrr i krrrrrrroppen min!
Kaptein ROdskjegg skal bombes, lynsjes, stekes, torpederes og hobbitiseres! ROdskjegg records: 120-4!!!! SEKS GR-napp!!
Skron har digg rumpe!!
"I'm gonna hang by the bar, n' put out the vibe!" - Lloyd kan kunsten a sende vibber, men sliter med a catche!
"Define irony; A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a planecrash!"
"I fart in your general direction...your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"Way, this party really died!"
1) Stjert(GM) 2874 2) Tone(GM) 2789 3) Skron(SGM) 2523 4) Femi-Magnus(IM) 2458
| Type | Rating | Best | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Type | Wild | Rating | 1721 | Best | |
| Type | Blitz | Rating | 2680 | Best | 3065 (05/Apr/2008) |
| Type | Standard | Rating | 2149 | Best | |
| Type | Bullet | Rating | 2457 | Best | 2527 (20/Jun/2008) |
| Type | Loser's | Rating | 1669 | Best | |
| Type | Crazyhouse | Rating | 1911 | Best | 2026 (03/Apr/2008) |
| Type | 5-minute | Rating | 2337 | Best | 2601 (08/Apr/2018) |
| Type | 1-minute | Rating | 2182 | Best | 2427 (15/Jun/2008) |
| Type | 15-minute | Rating | 2194 | Best | |
| Type | 3-minute | Rating | 2203 | Best | 2431 (25/Aug/2017) |