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KibBlitzing with NM Evan Rosenberg
Current Place of Residence: New York, NY
Birthday: November 19, 1983
USCF Rating as of 2/27/2009: 2225

- How many times have you been to USATE?

2009 was my fifteenth year competing in the USATE. 

- Best individual result? Team result?

Individually, 5.5/6 in 2002. In 2005, I was Board 3 on the championship team “My 60 Memorable... Rants” with Eli Vovsha, Samson Benen, and Josh Bromberg. I liked our ironic name, although in retrospect it was probably the reason why we were deprived of the Chess Life cover that year. 

- True or false: chess is primarily a social activity.

Regretfully true, because I love chess but I’m a total misanthrope. 

- Name a skill that benefits you only in chess but not in life.

My rugged good looks. 

- What is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you during a tournament?

There are many equally hilarious and traumatic answers to this question. One that is particularly memorable involves a pony named “Sprinkles.” 

- Do you have a catchphrase or motto?

“Give a man a fish, and feed him for a day. Turn a man into a fish, and watch him swim to freedom.” 

- Where do you hope to be in five years?

In Los Angeles, at the premiere of “High School Musical 8: Postdoctoral Dance-A-Thon” with my wife and lead actress, Miley Cyrus.  

- What is the best way to bounce back from a loss?

A spiced pear & clove scented candle, The Carpenters Greatest Hits, and a good cry. 

- What is the meaning of life?

I comfortably rely on this Kurt Vonnegut quote: “A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.” I make a terrible misanthrope.

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