Hello I am the "REPTILE" and I have slithered on to the chess scene!
I AM A WORLD CLASS KIBITZER!!!
I am a member of the Santa Monica Chess Club in California where we play by the Pacific Ocean.
I am a Libertarian snake in the grass, so DON'T TREAD ON ME !!!
I like to kibitz, chat, joke around, (if time control permits, of course, sometimes I'm in a hurry) and I don't like humorless stiffs.
I don't normally give or ask for takebacks, but go ahead and beg for one, you might catch me in a good mood.
I am working on my new book: "Dynamic Cheapos"
...and if I had a naked woman, I wouldn't be here!!
I am now about to give you the secret to winning at chess: Opponent Selection!
I believe in theory, e.g. the "Hugh Grant Theory" which states: "No matter how good looking or glamorous your wife or girlfriend, A MAN HAS GOT TO HAVE SOME STRANGE ONCE AND A WHILE!" This theory has been verified numerous times in Los Angeles by researchers such as Hugh Grant and Tommy L
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Type | Crazyhouse | Rating | 1205 | Best | |
Type | 5-minute | Rating | 1321 | Best | |
Type | 1-minute | Rating | 744 | Best | |
Type | 15-minute | Rating | 1458 | Best | |
Type | 3-minute | Rating | 644 | Best |