breanna1812

I am a pretty girl from Venezuela.

I am typing this with only the power of thought.

I have no morals, ethics, or any redeeming virtue whatsoever, except for adopting a homeless chinese

boy once, who I then had to sell for body parts on the black market.

I have a bad habit of spontaneously flailing my limbs while I'm daydreaming, so I can't own any pets

#5 makes me lonely.

I long for peace for mankind and a world devoid of whiffies.

I like to spy on my neighbors in the nude, but I'm a girl so technically I can't be a pervert.

If you're a conservative when you're young you have no heart.

If you're a liberal when you're old you have no brain.