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Information about apu (Last disconnected Thu May 24 2012 13:34):

              rating [need] win  loss  draw total   best
Wild            2262  [6]   325    32     5   362   2350 (02-Dec-1998) 
Bullet          2111  [8]   402   208    15   625   2237 (11-Dec-1996) 
Blitz           1501  [3]   831   626   105  1562   2315 (04-Dec-1998) 
Standard        1905  [6]     1     2     0     3                      
5-minute        1760  [8]    18    19     4    41   1803 (20-Aug-2001) 

 1: "Yahtzee!!"   "Gay."    "You suck!"
 2:  "It's not illegal to sleep inside a Tyrannosaurus head!"   "Sir, you're
  inside an Allosaurus."    "I demand to speak to my paleontologist!"
 3: "No Homer, please, don't take out my British charm unit!  Without that, I'm
  nothing but a boorish American clod........eh, thanks a lot, a$$wipe!  I
  could have kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, ya
  fat....slime...............bucket."
 4:  "Maybe we can get out through the steam pipe.......OWW!!   No good, it's
  full of steam!"
 5: "Stop rolling up your money with those old lint rollers, the %*#* is wrong
  with you?"
 6: "Turning to the stock market, Animotion is up an eighth.......after
  plunging 75 points this morning.  The firm declared super-duper bankruptcy,
  which is terrible news for the company's only stockholder...Homer Simpson."
 7: "I believe they prefer to be called 'conjoined' twins."    "And hillbillies
  prefer to be called sons of the soil -- but it ain't gonna happen."
 8: "Thank you, Dr. Pepper"
 9: "You wrecked Hitler's car!  What did he ever do to YOU?"