Look Up User WacoKid

Information about WacoKid (Last disconnected Mon Dec 01 2008 17:55):

              rating [need] win  loss  draw total   best
Wild            1622  [6]    24    15     2    41   1622 (07-Dec-2005) 
Loser's         1632  [6]     0     1     0     1                      
Bughouse        1321  [6]     4    10     0    14                      
Crazyhouse      1598  [6]    32    29     0    61   1668 (01-Sep-2000) 
Bullet          1680  [8]   972   964   130  2066   1805 (30-Mar-2003) 
Blitz           1972  [8]  5522  4142  1006 10670   2067 (14-Nov-2004) 
Standard        2032  [6]   400   208    95   703   2087 (14-Jan-2007) 
5-minute        1719  [8]  3185  3110   553  6848   1884 (25-Jan-2004) 
1-minute        1354  [8]   141   159    10   310   1644 (22-Feb-2004) 

 1: THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL STATEMENT.   This is homage to my favorite comedy,
  "Blazing Saddles" .
 2: Sheriff (Cleavon Little, in his greatest performance): "As you are in my
  jail, I feel as though you are my guest.  What is it, that you like to do?"
 3: WacoKid: (Gene Wilder, through a hangover, reflecting) " Play chess....and
  ****. "
 4: Sheriff: (after a moment's thought, and then, with emphasis)  " Let's play
  chess! "     (my apologies to anyone this offends.  I think it's funny as
  ****)
 5: I'm about half sorry if you object to pre-constructed tells.  The other
  half believes that some folks go through life looking for excuses to be
  offended.  I have arthritus in my fingers. Typing is painful for me.  Please
  forgive  my VERY SINCERE pre-constructed tells.  Or not.
 6: If you lose, tell them they played well.  If you win, wait for them to
  congratulate you, then tell them they played well.  Otherwise, say nothing.
 7: If you want a takeback, type "resign".  If you want a good story, type
  "tell tomato grid 172171" (or 170054 or 215656 or 256180 or 281211 or 284241
  or 284788).    If you want to be a jerk, type "serve special".
 8: I don't hope to die, but if I do, I hope to be about to checkmate my
  opponent, and just as I let go of the piece, but before I stop my clock, my
  flag falls.
 9: I would like on MY tombstone:  "He had a great game, until he ran out of
  time."
10: The Internet is the 8th Wonder of the World!   And ICC is its Crowning
  Achievement!  If you can be polite, please stick around!  I love you all!

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