Look Up User WacoKid
Information about WacoKid (Last disconnected Mon Dec 01 2008 17:55):
rating [need] win loss draw total best
Wild 1622 [6] 24 15 2 41 1622 (07-Dec-2005)
Loser's 1632 [6] 0 1 0 1
Bughouse 1321 [6] 4 10 0 14
Crazyhouse 1598 [6] 32 29 0 61 1668 (01-Sep-2000)
Bullet 1680 [8] 972 964 130 2066 1805 (30-Mar-2003)
Blitz 1972 [8] 5522 4142 1006 10670 2067 (14-Nov-2004)
Standard 2032 [6] 400 208 95 703 2087 (14-Jan-2007)
5-minute 1719 [8] 3185 3110 553 6848 1884 (25-Jan-2004)
1-minute 1354 [8] 141 159 10 310 1644 (22-Feb-2004)
1: THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL STATEMENT. This is homage to my favorite comedy,
"Blazing Saddles" .
2: Sheriff (Cleavon Little, in his greatest performance): "As you are in my
jail, I feel as though you are my guest. What is it, that you like to do?"
3: WacoKid: (Gene Wilder, through a hangover, reflecting) " Play chess....and
****. "
4: Sheriff: (after a moment's thought, and then, with emphasis) " Let's play
chess! " (my apologies to anyone this offends. I think it's funny as
****)
5: I'm about half sorry if you object to pre-constructed tells. The other
half believes that some folks go through life looking for excuses to be
offended. I have arthritus in my fingers. Typing is painful for me. Please
forgive my VERY SINCERE pre-constructed tells. Or not.
6: If you lose, tell them they played well. If you win, wait for them to
congratulate you, then tell them they played well. Otherwise, say nothing.
7: If you want a takeback, type "resign". If you want a good story, type
"tell tomato grid 172171" (or 170054 or 215656 or 256180 or 281211 or 284241
or 284788). If you want to be a jerk, type "serve special".
8: I don't hope to die, but if I do, I hope to be about to checkmate my
opponent, and just as I let go of the piece, but before I stop my clock, my
flag falls.
9: I would like on MY tombstone: "He had a great game, until he ran out of
time."
10: The Internet is the 8th Wonder of the World! And ICC is its Crowning
Achievement! If you can be polite, please stick around! I love you all!
Groups : STC
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