Proud resident of the North Pole
Swagger makes the world go round.
My father once told me, "If you didn't lose so many games, you might have won more"
FAQ's: Q: Why is your name SwagOverload? A: Isn't it kinda obvious? Q: What is your USCF rating? A: Yes. Q: Where do you live? A: Under your bed. Q: Why are all your answers so vague? A: Why do i gotta tell u anything? (see what i did there i answered a question with a question hehe)
For the last time, I am not the Swag Overlord. Please keep that in mind as many people have been trying to send tells to "SwagOverlord" instead of "SwagOverload". No wonder why no one ever talks to me.
http://www.alchess.com/chess/12/denker/?page=STANDINGS&xsection=denker
http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf
hai i giv speling lesuns for cheep only 10 dolers a our. im teh nashunul speling be champiun 25 yers ago. al my stewdunts arr vury gud spelers now yu can ask them! dont mis out on teh deel and begun tayking lesuns naow!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck wood until a woodchuck chucked enough wood.
The Queen visited Australia and went to a barbecue at Julia Gillard's house. She was offered a prawn but said "no". Queen's prawn declined.
| Type | Rating | Best | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Type | Wild | Rating | 1639 | Best | 1639 (01/Nov/2012) |
| Type | Blitz | Rating | 2084 | Best | 2096 (01/Mar/2012) |
| Type | Standard | Rating | 2045 | Best | 2067 (09/Jun/2012) |
| Type | Bullet | Rating | 1685 | Best | 1831 (06/Jul/2011) |
| Type | Bughouse | Rating | 1656 | Best | 1699 (29/Jun/2013) |
| Type | Loser's | Rating | 1461 | Best | |
| Type | Crazyhouse | Rating | 1625 | Best | 1676 (16/Oct/2011) |
| Type | 5-minute | Rating | 1958 | Best | 2085 (16/Nov/2011) |
| Type | 1-minute | Rating | 1767 | Best | 1836 (04/May/2011) |
| Type | 15-minute | Rating | 1951 | Best | 1974 (31/Mar/2013) |
| Type | 3-minute | Rating | 1512 | Best | 1777 (25/Dec/2011) |