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Information about Revolutions (Last disconnected Tue Aug 25 2009 21:57):

              rating [need] win  loss  draw total   best
Wild            1573  [6]   115   146     2   263   1680 (22-Apr-2008) 
Loser's         1633  [6]   229   316     8   553   1777 (30-Dec-2008) 
Bughouse        1253  [6]     8    33     0    41   1293 (25-Nov-2007) 
Crazyhouse      1499  [6]    52    71     0   123   1636 (23-Oct-2007) 
Bullet          1864  [8]  4954  4320   546  9820   2155 (18-Jul-2009) 
Blitz           1884  [8]  1579  1185   151  2915   2033 (03-Jul-2007) 
Standard        2002  [6]   263   192    40   495   2057 (12-May-2009) 
5-minute        1821  [8]  1113  1054   106  2273   1833 (24-May-2006) 
1-minute        1872  [8]  2049  1963   200  4212   2026 (24-Aug-2009) 

 1: My IQ finally broke the bank, unfortunately all I got were toxic assets.
 2: The main reason why I became a manager is because the title sounds cool, if
  they changed "helper" to "customer interface calibrator", I would become one,
  and if they changed "admin" into "Supreme Overlord", I would buy a share of
  ICC today. The sight of "Revolutions(~_~):" would be enough to justify it.
 3: The economic down term has really taken a toll on my comedic career, my
  audiences just can't afford the amount of alcohol required to make me sound
  funny anymore, and their aim has gotten better too.
 4: Due to increasing socialist trends, I decided to move to a country closer
  to my libertarian values, after some research, I chose Latvia. Sadly, its
  government collapsed while I was booking airplane tickets, thank God for the
  heavy government regulations which forced the airlines to fully reimburse me.
 5: A good thing about the world economy going downhill into a lengthy
  depression is that my suicide kit business might finally turn in a profit, if
  you order before China stops buying US bonds, I'll throw in a few chapters
  from my best-selling book "Wireless bungee jumping".
 6: Another good thing is that women which were previously out of my league
  will have to lower their standards.
 7: I like to answer stupid questions with equally stupid answers, apparently
  some people want to make this really challenging.
 8: I mixed up Latvia and Estonia on note # 4, although Latvia's government did
  collapse, it was far from a libertarian paradise. In my defense it's very
  hard to make factual jokes that favor socialism.
 9: I apologize for my notes being so economically-centric this time around,
  the guy who usually writes these for me hasn't worked in months and the only
  newspaper people throw away in his dumpster is the Wall Street Journal.
10: Every single note, including this one, is 100% untrue, if this seems
  paradoxical to you, then you probably have a very linear understanding of the
  space-time continuum.

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